Meet Existential Crisis Bob!
It was an average day in Bob's average life when he suddenly asked himself "Who am I?".
Since then, he's been nestled in the shadows of his hoodie, thinking about the meaning of life and wondering if there is more to it than just Bobbing around...
Unconditional Companion
Wrapped in his cozy yellow hoodie, Existential Crisis Bob honours self-discovery and will stand with you through moments of uncertainty and wonder, brightening up your days with his unique presence.
Cozy Thinker
Wearing his favorite hoodie, Existential Crisis Bob wraps his arms around his legs and magnetically seals his hands together, assuming his favorite thinking position. He's flexible, though; if needed, he might even enjoy a quick stretching session.
Explore Life Together
Besides thinking, Existential Crisis Bob loves spending quality time together too. Share your favorite hobbies with him, whether it's reading a good book, watching a movie, or quietly scrolling through social media for some time. He'll be there for you, no matter what!
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*Discount applied automatically at checkout when two (2) or more Existential Crisis Bobs are added to cart.
Package Includes: One (1) Existential Crisis Bob, Authenticity Card.
Approx. Measurements: 16in/ 40cm
Care: Washing/Dryer machine safe. Wash on delicate cycle with cold water, and use Low Heat or Air Dry mode.
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Specifications:
- Package Includes: One (1) Existential Crisis Bob, Authenticity Card.
- Approx. Measurements: (Thinking Pose) 8" x 6" x 5" / 20cm x 15cm x 13cm; (Extended) 16" x 15" x 4" / 40cm x 38cm x 10cm.
- Care: Washing and Dryer machine safe. Wash on delicate cycle with cold water, and use Low Heat or Air Dry mode.
Shipping Information
We now offer Trackable Shipping on all orders within United States, Australia, Canada, United Kingdom and across all Europe.
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Standard delivery time is 15-20 business days after fulfillment. All orders are expertly packaged and fulfilled within 3-5 business days. This is an estimated and you may receive your order earlier!